Sorry I'm late today

Bad beverage

Someone drugged my cappuccino and I woke up in Fleet with …

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peanuts tinned frankfurters spring rolls chicken wings Pringles candy floss scrambled egg prawn crackers tomato ketchup pitted olives

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