Sorry I'm late today

Bad beverage

Someone drugged my cappuccino and I woke up in Ashford with …

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iceberg lettuce garlic cloves yoghurt sunflower seeds hamburger relish chicken nuggets cat biscuits rice krispies shallots peppercorns

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