Sorry I'm late today

Bad beverage

Someone drugged my latte and I woke up in Saffron Walden with …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

Pringles bread ice-cream cones Doritos baked beans candy floss potatoes iceberg lettuce noodles sunflower seeds

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