Sorry I'm late today

Bad beverage

Someone drugged my latte and I woke up in Morecambe with …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

ice-cream cones baked beans peanuts rice krispies yoghurt garlic cloves tinned tuna nacho cheese pitted olives sunflower seeds

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