Sorry I'm late today

Bad beverage

Someone drugged my latte and I woke up in Chester-le-Street with …

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yoghurt tomatoes sunflower seeds chilli peppers shrimp pitted olives tinned tuna scrambled egg ice-cream cones peppercorns

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