Sorry I'm late today

Bad beverage

Someone drugged my chai latte and I woke up in Ilfracombe with …

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tomatoes mushy peas scrambled egg Doritos bananas potatoes baked beans chicken wings iceberg lettuce tinned frankfurters

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