Sorry I'm late today

Bad beverage

Someone drugged my chai latte and I woke up in Cockermouth with …

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fish fingers tinned tuna garlic cloves tinned frankfurters peanuts nacho cheese hamburger relish hummus spring rolls chicken wings

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