Sorry I'm late today

Bad beverage

Someone drugged my chai latte and I woke up in Appleby-in-Westmorland with …

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ice-cream cones Marmite shallots iceberg lettuce potatoes prawn crackers tinned frankfurters shrimp rice pudding rice

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