Sorry I'm late today

Bad beverage

Someone drugged my chai latte and I woke up in Brierfield with …

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tomato ketchup noodles prawns rice krispies tinned frankfurters Marmite garlic cloves iceberg lettuce ice-cream cones halloumi

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