Sorry I'm late today

Bad beverage

Someone drugged my tea and I woke up in Tynemouth with …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

Doritos garlic cloves chocolate chips halloumi taramasalata avocados Pringles tinned tuna yoghurt sunflower seeds

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