Sorry I'm late today

Bad beverage

Someone drugged my tea and I woke up in Paddock Wood with …

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iceberg lettuce hamburger relish peppercorns Marmite gherkins yoghurt tinned tuna chocolate chips chilli peppers fish fingers

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