Sorry I'm late today

Bad beverage

Someone drugged my coffee and I woke up in Upton-upon-Severn with …

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Marmite tomato ketchup prawn crackers peanuts hamburger relish halloumi tinned frankfurters tinned tuna chicken wings nacho cheese

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