Sorry I'm late today

Bad beverage

Someone drugged my coffee and I woke up in Shoreham-by-Sea with …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

potatoes garlic cloves pitted olives baked beans rice krispies tinned tuna gherkins fish fingers Doritos ice-cream cones

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