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Amateur gardener
My pet
canary 🦜
Voldemort
dug up my
sunflowers
and buried my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...shirt
hoody
sunglasses
tie
trousers
vest
left shoe
knickers
...cardigan
tights
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