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Amateur gardener
My pet
goldfish 🐠
Smeagol
dug up my
pansies
and buried my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
left shoe
trousers
right shoe
knickers
...shirt
socks
...dress
tie
vest
sunglasses
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