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Amateur gardener
My pet
goldfish 🐠
Trotsky
dug up my
lavender
and buried my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...cardigan
...skirt
...shirt
sunglasses
left shoe
bra
vest
tie
tights
pants
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