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Amateur gardener
My pet
goldfish 🐠
Trotsky
dug up my
poppies
and buried my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
...skirt
hoody
tights
sunglasses
knickers
vest
left shoe
bra
...dress
right shoe
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