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Amateur gardener
My pet
goldfish 🐠
Trotsky
dug up my
buttercups
and buried my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
knickers
vest
hoody
trousers
...shirt
pants
tie
baseball cap
...cardigan
left shoe
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