Sorry I'm late today
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Amateur gardener
My pet
parrot 🦜
Rt Hon
Sparkles
dug up my
daisies
and buried my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
knickers
left shoe
tights
...skirt
...cardigan
pants
tie
bra
trousers
vest
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