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Amateur gardener
My pet
tarantula 🕷
Murphy
dug up my
wisteria
and buried my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...cardigan
sunglasses
trousers
...dress
socks
knickers
baseball cap
tights
...skirt
bra
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