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Amateur gardener
My pet
tarantula 🕷
Smeagol
dug up my
buttercups
and buried my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
...skirt
baseball cap
sunglasses
trousers
left shoe
bra
...dress
vest
hat
socks
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