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Amateur gardener
My pet
parakeet 🦜
Maggie
dug up my
begonias
and buried my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
...skirt
tie
knickers
bra
left shoe
tights
trousers
sunglasses
right shoe
socks
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