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Hungry boy
My pet
canary 🦜
Sugar
ate all my
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
tinned frankfurters
fish fingers
tomatoes
bananas
nacho cheese
peanuts
watermelon
potatoes
hamburger relish
Doritos
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