Sorry I'm late today
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Hungry boy
My pet
canary 🦜
Pebbles
ate all my
candy floss
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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hoody
tie
bra
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...dress
pants
right shoe
...shirt
vest
...cardigan
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