Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Hungry boy
My pet
canary 🦜
Princess
ate all my
iceberg lettuce
and vomited on my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
...dress
sunglasses
bra
...cardigan
socks
...shirt
hat
right shoe
...skirt
baseball cap
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.