Sorry I'm late today
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Hungry boy
My pet
canary 🦜
Piper
ate all my
scrambled egg
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
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left shoe
baseball cap
tie
right shoe
sunglasses
bra
socks
hoody
...shirt
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