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Hungry boy
My pet
canary 🦜
Piper
ate all my
taramasalata
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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left shoe
...cardigan
hoody
right shoe
...skirt
knickers
pants
tights
sunglasses
tie
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