Sorry I'm late today
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Hungry boy
My pet
canary 🦜
Piper
ate all my
rice
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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...cardigan
left shoe
right shoe
socks
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tights
baseball cap
hat
...dress
knickers
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