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Hungry boy
My pet
canary 🦜
Piper
ate all my
lemons
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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trousers
...skirt
...shirt
...cardigan
right shoe
sunglasses
knickers
baseball cap
vest
tie
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