Sorry I'm late today
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Hungry boy
My pet
canary 🦜
Piper
ate all my
cat biscuits
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...dress
tights
hoody
baseball cap
pants
...skirt
knickers
left shoe
bra
tie
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