Sorry I'm late today

Hungry boy

My pet canary 🦜 Minnie ate all my …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

peanuts garlic cloves taramasalata mushy peas Doritos chicken nuggets baked beans tinned tuna lemons rice krispies

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.