Sorry I'm late today
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Hungry boy
My pet
canary 🦜
Geoffrey
ate all my
hummus
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...dress
right shoe
baseball cap
socks
sunglasses
hoody
tie
bra
vest
...shirt
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