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Hungry boy
My pet
canary 🦜
Stella
ate all my
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start another snivelling excuse
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tomato ketchup
chocolate chips
chicken nuggets
peppercorns
shallots
mushy peas
mashed potato
bananas
yoghurt
cat biscuits
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