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Hungry boy
My pet
canary 🦜
Gus
ate all my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
hamburger relish
yoghurt
scrambled egg
shrimp
mashed potato
halloumi
chocolate chips
lemons
porridge
shallots
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