Sorry I'm late today
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Hungry boy
My pet
canary 🦜
Sparky
ate all my
rice
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
trousers
right shoe
hat
...skirt
bra
baseball cap
pants
...cardigan
vest
hoody
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