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Hungry boy
My pet
canary 🦜
Yoda
ate all my
prawns
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
pants
tie
hoody
hat
socks
vest
tights
bra
left shoe
right shoe
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