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Hungry boy
My pet
canary 🦜
Loki
ate all my
spinach
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...skirt
sunglasses
trousers
knickers
socks
left shoe
vest
tie
pants
bra
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