Sorry I'm late today
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Hungry boy
My pet
canary 🦜
Widget
ate all my
mashed potato
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...dress
tie
pants
bra
baseball cap
right shoe
...shirt
...skirt
hat
knickers
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