Sorry I'm late today
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Hungry boy
My pet
canary 🦜
Professor
Sparkles
ate all my
noodles
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...skirt
...shirt
right shoe
knickers
baseball cap
hoody
tie
trousers
tights
pants
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