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Hungry boy
My pet
canary 🦜
Dr
Sparkles
ate all my
prawn crackers
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
tie
bra
...skirt
hoody
pants
knickers
baseball cap
...shirt
vest
sunglasses
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