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Hungry boy
My pet
canary 🦜
Miss
Sparkles
ate all my
tinned frankfurters
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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...cardigan
left shoe
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socks
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sunglasses
knickers
...shirt
...skirt
pants
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