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Hungry boy
My pet
canary 🦜
Mrs
Sparkles
ate all my
candy floss
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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trousers
...dress
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vest
tights
...cardigan
sunglasses
left shoe
baseball cap
hat
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