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Hungry boy
My pet
canary 🦜
Mrs
Sparkles
ate all my
fish fingers
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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...shirt
...cardigan
hoody
hat
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pants
right shoe
knickers
bra
baseball cap
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