Sorry I'm late today
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Hungry boy
My pet
canary 🦜
Snort
ate all my
bread
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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...skirt
...cardigan
sunglasses
right shoe
...shirt
bra
hat
knickers
pants
hoody
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