Sorry I'm late today
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Hungry boy
My pet
canary 🦜
Misty
ate all my
gherkins
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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sunglasses
pants
right shoe
hoody
vest
...skirt
...shirt
trousers
...dress
baseball cap
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