Sorry I'm late today
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Hungry boy
My pet
canary 🦜
Simba
ate all my
hamburger relish
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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hat
pants
vest
tie
left shoe
...dress
bra
...skirt
baseball cap
right shoe
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