Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Hungry boy
My pet
canary 🦜
Simba
ate all my
bread
and vomited on my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
hat
...shirt
bra
...skirt
...dress
vest
sunglasses
trousers
tights
tie
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.