Sorry I'm late today
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Hungry boy
My pet
canary 🦜
Maggie
ate all my
prawns
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...cardigan
sunglasses
knickers
baseball cap
...skirt
pants
...dress
bra
socks
...shirt
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