Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Hungry boy
My pet
canary 🦜
Miss
Cuddles
ate all my
chocolate chips
and vomited on my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
...cardigan
hoody
socks
...skirt
tights
hat
...shirt
right shoe
trousers
pants
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.