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Hungry boy
My pet
canary 🦜
Ms
Cuddles
ate all my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
baked beans
chocolate chips
halloumi
chilli peppers
hamburger relish
garlic cloves
fish fingers
watermelon
shrimp
peppercorns
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